HI I THINK

[crystalanthemum]

Hi guys!! My name's Riley, Michi enabled me and dragged me here like the wonderful person she is, and I'm here with Jade Harley from Homestuck, with A Facility flavor! She's... still thirteen. Despite Terezi being nineteen. Oops.

Um. Happy to play with you all!!

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[divinefluff]

Hello, hello, and welcome! I'm Terri, one of the mods here. Really excited to have my favorite Beta kid Jade around. I play Bertie Wooster here, an uppercrust British twit from the 1920s. I'm also the main NPC mod for Zephyr, your resident fluffgod. Looking forward to playing with you!

[crystalanthemum]

I'm glad she's your favorite, since she's objectively the best and to subscribe to this truth is to be correct!

I'm excited to be here! Michi talked it up quite a bit.

[kingroadie]

Hey Riley! Welcome aboard the nerd train! I'm Sora, one of the mods round here. I'm super excited to see you come join us. I play Eddie Riggs still, so giant half demon heavy metal man will be hanging around the Meadous welcoming everyone. I also NPC Kelt & The fox if you ever want any NPC shenanigans (or a fox stealing Jades other sock).

[crystalanthemum]

Oh lord, she didn't know Eddie that well, but given her timeline she probably just saw him, like, yesterday from her perspective. Glad to see you're still kicking around!

And yes, her other sock is probably going to have to go. And then she'll just go barefoot forever after making Terezi shoe dragons.

[kingroadie]

Just add to this poor child's confusion, lmao. Especially since Eddie is like 40ish now. Lili was around for a bit, man I can't remember if she and Jade ever had CR tho

Such is the life of Jade Harley. No socks thanks to theft and injustice in the court systems.

[crystalanthemum]

Jade and Lili were pals! Not the closest, but they talked a lot.

And yeah, basically it's horrible corruption. It's incredible how this poor little girl has been so thoroughly beaten down by the law.

[kingroadie]

Bless. I had thought so but didn't wanna assume/misremember. I'll bring Lili back one day so Jade can be baffled how the 11 year old ended turned into a 15 year old seemingly overnight.

What a hard life this teen leads, fft. Do hit me up if you do wanna have the fox steal a sock or do anything NPC wise, I'm always around.

[psycheslantern]

Hi! I'm Bramble, I play Waspfire, here, and I'm planning on bringing in another fantroll soon because I have a fantroll problem.

Waspfire's a nine-sweep-old psionic with rebel aspirations - in the AU she originally comes from she would have ended up hijacking and flying ships for a revolution co-lead by Feferi and Karkat. Here she mostly contents herself with building dirtbikes and camera drones that plug into her nervous system.

[crystalanthemum]

Jade is all about trans-humanism. ... Trans-trollism? Regardless, camera drones that plug into nervous systems sound like Jade's cup of tea!!

Nice to meet you!

[psycheslantern]

Excellent, Waspfire'd be glad to show Jade around her workshop any time. Including the corner where she's got the jugs of wine fermenting. Look I never said she was a good influence on anyone.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

Hello hello hello! I'm Terra and I play the Disciple, the Games flavor! She is still pretty much unaware that the beta humans existed at all so I'm pleased she'll meet Jade! Her closest brush came with Alpha!Rose for like a second. Whoops. She shall learn!

[crystalanthemum]

Yaaay, favorite ancestor!! Jade is... going to be very confused since she had Nepeta as her surrogate sister for so long, ahaha. Glad to meet you!

[deafscythe]

Hello!! More Facility peeps are always super exciting!! I'm Hydok, I play distressed violent mess Justin Law and I think they had CR but I'm struggling on mobile and can't double check which Jade it was so.... yes. Jade! Exciting!

[crystalanthemum]

Hydooook. It's been a long time but I definitely remember you!

They didn't have a ton of CR but they knew each other!

[deafscythe]

I feel like there was glitter involved somehow. Please dump glitter on this grump.

Heck yes I am excited to play with you again I remember you were a good Jade who wrote good things.

[ignes_fatui]

HELLO I FORGOT TO COMMENT TO THIS EARLIER I'm QV and I play a Disney villain who's made it to the Meadous via his own awful game of Sburb, and since a few of the resident canon trolls have mentioned their respective session of Sgrub to him before I imagine he'll have a lot of questions he'd like to ask Jade!

Also, Jade is and always has been my favorite Homestuck hello

[carnagecarnival]

Hi! I'm Fritz! You've been here a fair few days now so this is really late for an intro BUT this guy sorta kinda requires explanation to castmates at least haha.

So, I play GHB. A young GHB. He was an experiment where I took him at age 17, before he actually became GHB and hit the point of no return, but still when he was fairly (extremely) awful and shitty. I stuck him in The Games (Hunger Games) and did a three year redemption arc. And it worked! Amazingly enough. It carried over to here as well. Where betterment intensifies. He's got the history and I would be happy to explain reasoning and show development, but I wanted to lay this out before I threw a weird TOO NICE "ghb" at you and wound up with a flat what.

OTHER THINGS TO NOTE:

-He's going by a nickname (Izzy) here but had the (bad) title of The Initiate
-He's moirailled to the Psii and BFFsies with Di and is dating a Terezi who's not here all of which are long stories
-He used to have vocal fluctuations but wished them away. Has also come to talk in a slightly less convoluted manner
-according to canon clown faith, Jade is a Capricious Minstrel To Rise With Paradise. He is not quite aware of this here but might get an idea possibly, there's a chance...
-he's got some memories of beforan Kurloz pre-accident pre-mindfucking
-I have a backstory fic! It's sort of my "this is my canon interpretation/pre-redemption GHB idea" card here

NEVERTHELESS, I understand if all this is too unbelievable and you'd rather avoid him. Or if you're not a fan of Makaras and would rather avoid for that reason. In such a case, let me know and I will make sure to steer clear!

Other than that, it is good to meet you! Especially another enabled friend of michi's. c:

[crystalanthemum]

Wow this is... thorough!

I'm not the biggest fan of Makaras, I'll admit, but not so much as to avoid tagging! I'll build CR with anyone. I look forward to playing with him!!

[carnagecarnival]

Sweet! Okay. Let me know if there's ever anything you'd like to Not Touch. I know Makaras are ControversialTM. I am looking forward to playing with a jade! She seems adorable so far.

[crystalanthemum]

Basically don't club her to death and we're golden, ahaha.

[carnagecarnival]

Lmao, no problemo.

[fucking_ebay]

Hello! My name's Kathryn and I play a jerk named Peter. I've been behind on things, but it's nice to meet you!