Stein's the local mad scientist/doctor/hand-to-hand combat expert/ghost hunter/necromancer/schoolteacher. He's been in Aria about three years now, and his office/lab is as much of a patchwork mess as his clothes and face are. He's a very "world's best dad" type, complete with dad jokes, and is protective of the local child-gos while also being very aware of Lalilia's status as the local god.

Voted most likely to make joking(?) offers to dissect everyone except Lala. Most likely to set up torii gates on the path to the wishing tree.