HEY, let's player plot

[amourtician]

this is kind of a small one but it'll probably generate a fair bit of CR and depending on what happens, might be a fair bit in length.

basically, jay zimin can't actually stay at the house the being assigned him, because, uh, he just had a screaming break-up with the guy he was supposed to be sharing it with. he's hardly going to countenance sleeping in the meadow, even if it probably doesn't rain in this tiny world just yet.

so! he's going to couchsurf. who wants to volunteer their couches? please note that jay zimin is a horrible person and will attempt to bring half his wardrobe with him and leave the suitcase somewhere where it's in the way as awkwardly as possible. not out of spite but out of carelessness, mind you. not that it makes it any better.

(at first he's going to ienzo, but that'll probably stop working out after day two or so.)

Comments

[meng_huan_myuu]

Hey! Pink thing has a house she doesn't really even use, what with preferring to sleep on roofs. The only problem is dealing with a pokémon that has slight problems respecting privacy and pretty much no tact, as she's shown with Dist and Ienzo, respectively.

If nothing else, it will at least be an interesting reversal from the expectation of Jay being the horrible one here.

[amourtician]

sure!

(jay will probably call her a wad of chewing gum at some point, be warned.)

[meng_huan_myuu]

Oh man, now you just made her nostalgic for her own dysfunctional love life. You're good at this,

[psycheslantern]

He's welcome to come crash on Ammond's couch and complain bitterly about the fact that all she has is troll food!

[amourtician]

yessss

he will do exactly that. also cry on her and maybe this is when they have the ~family~ talk?

[psycheslantern]

yes, excellent

(don't be a weenie, Jay, the crunchy jointed legs are the best part)

[fegoliath]

There's no way this is going to end well.

In other words: Let's do it.

[amourtician]

fuck yesssss

[fegoliath]

Jay walks into Giant's home uninvited, tricks the Giant into walking outside for a moment and locks the door behind him.

End plot.

[amourtician]

dkljfslkjflksj

(i don't think he would, since giant's home is full of metal and not very appealing, i think he might just wander in and crash on the floor for a bit)

[fegoliath]

Well he wouldn't have to sleep on the floor. Giant has like a couch and stuff. He probably hasn't even eaten all the springs out of it yet!

(Plus sleeping on the furniture significantly decreases the chances that you get stepped on by a giant sleepy robot)

[truepsychictale]

Sasha wouldn't be willing to say no, but beware, smokers abound in this household.

[amourtician]

jay smokes like a chimney himself, it's part of the reason ienzo is kicking him out, probably 8D

[truepsychictale]

The house will disappear in a smoke cloud. LOL

[oldhippony]

I have the sneaking suspicion that Nemo may offer.

[wolfishsurvivalist]

Mika would but he gets pointedly told all cigarettes stay outside, thank you. She has enough respiratory difficulties as it is.

Other than that it'd probably take a while to get her fed up with his shenanigans.