Mail sloth, oh mail sloth, a poll of sorts

[thelostmods]

This is a question we've all be wondering about, really, I'm sure you've been pondering it yourself at the dead of night as the wind rattles your windows.

Who is the mail sloth?

Well, who knows, really? Not anyone just yet. It's up to you to figure that one out, the players to agree on who and what the mail sloth is. What do you want the mail sloth to be like? We've left it vague, but decided now is a good time if any for the players to play around with this NPC.

The basics as of now: The sloth is simply a pastel colored sloth. One who is hauling around a mailbag and wears a particularly nice mail currier hat. When its cold, the sloth tends to be seen in an ugly holiday sweater.

What do you want the sloth to be colored, named, like in behavior-?

Discuss amongst yourselves and we'll do our best to apply it. The sloth is a active NPC in game that players can mention, bring into threads and possibly steal it's hat if so inclined.

Comments

[amourtician]

can the sloth be a lady sloth, please

ms mailsloth

[kingroadie]

yes. I've been going Ms. Sloth for awhile in my head, ngl.

[kingroadie]

Taking my mod hat off for this-

Been thinking of the sloth as a lady. A very tired sloth who is sleepy but dedicated to her job.

[itsbraveanditburns]

Can we name her Pastel Mailsloth in tribute to PM?

[preuxchevalier]

The other name I'd submit for consideration would be Maudie. It sounds very old lady postal worker to me.

[positivelycharged]

Oh oh make it pastel pink! Or green!

[preuxchevalier]

What about pastel pink and green? Some sloths have things growing on them because they're so slow. Let's just call the green on Ms. Sloth's chest her garden.

[positivelycharged]

Ooh, that sounds even better, yes! A pretty green garden in a sea of pink.

[wolfishsurvivalist]

Oh oh oh maybe she's a delicate shade of teal and green? Adelade maybe?